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ANSWERING:

- press ENTER to submit your answer

- press ESC to submit answer and go to the leaderboard straight after this question

RATING:

- select an answer with the left mouse button

- move it around to rank them with the arrow keys

- The points given are on the left

The Decasecond

AKA 10 seconds... a perfect amount of time to be wielded by a professional bullshitter. Long enough to remain believable but short enough to be impressive.

It can be used for good:
Eat your plate , every 10 seconds somebody dies of hunger.

It can be used for bad:
                               Why would I eat my plate, every 10 seconds 1000 tons of food is
                                                           thrown away anyway.

But YOU can wield it for your own purposes! Come up with "Decasecond Facts" to bend the non-googling population to your will... mostly by making them laugh!

Vote how funny other professional bullshitters are and climb to the top of the leaderboard!

rating at https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/51/the-decasecond

If you need some (f)actual inspiration

https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/every-second